Technology improved my options of falling in love....

COMING UP SOON...

Abstract.....

Born in small town Brahmapuri(20 degree, 36minute and 33 seconds north...and 79 degree 51 minute 38 seconds east..thats my sweet home.. locate on Google earth.. where i slept for 15 years out of 25 years i lived there..i love my family for letting me sleep so well.. and for so many years..i guess they anticipated .. that i would be later on spending sleepless nights...how sweet of them.. ).. in Maharashtra.. ..... (of population 5,000 on 14th February 1974.... the auspicious day that i choose to come on this earth... strangely was already celebrated every year for saint valentine( which i learnt when i had past 22 years on this earth...).. and then i thought i was incarnated.......) where power was available for less than drinking water supply time...where television was not available till 1984... what i watched was "amchi mati amchi manase".. that's in marathi .. it means my soil my people ..some crap show about agriculture and irrigation in rural areas,,,.. which i would wait to watch.. with granulated pixel ... my job was to stand near the booster.. and adjust for clarity or... go to terrace and see whether monkey has turned the direction of antenna.. which was often a case.. i never understood out of everything why monkey has to trouble me..till 1990 i did not had privilege of watching semi nude Madonna on mtv.. and internet .. i had never heard of... computers was still object from alien nation... but thanks to
Mr. Bell we had taken first step in advancing social network .. and he invented telephones.. .... but when i was fourteen that's in 1988....i did not had privilege to have one... actually we had only one way to call .. and that was to go to telephone office... bribe half drunk and half slept operator and book trunk call. that's what they called it in those days..

so here is story of young boy .. assume me.. who was was growing to his adolescence .. was looking out to date some one.. in such dark age.. with no technology to support my true heart feeling for every next beautiful or prospective match i came across...... .. till today... i grew with technology ......and would write how my love shaped in those difficult days ...to this easy approachable technology based quick love .. age....

The real ZOOZOO's

Extract expressed in my community Bastards of System... on Orkut....

Hmm.. i guess its good way to start expressing...... let me put it this way.. the ZOOZOO'S
one with beard... one with bright shirts and one with experience of man... and life and what not...and one small value added service recharge... and then nadira zoozoo the funniest one... because of her long boots and cane.. her buddy zoozoo has disappeared leaving lady zoozoo frustrated...
so beard zoo zoo.. own the system... and by sequential pattern likes to dominate.. no matter who is right or who is wrong.. because his rule evolves with every situation.. so one cannot predict or plan strategy..... where as bright color zoozoo always plans to watch IPL.... and man zoozoo is left with responsibility of taking care of all little zoozoos.. the Innocent one... but the company of value added zoozoo is also there na...
so came the D- day... and then comes a surprise... all little zoozoos are categorically tagged....
the last few are separated from their group and then com ... Naraz sawera hai .. har aur andehra hai.. kaoi kiran to aye kahi se.. aye aye.... a nail biting finish.. but the zoozoos cant show there anger.. frustration. what hold them back is... the mask they are wearing... but i appeal to all five zoozoos.. the most experienced one... read the face.. even in mask zoozoos are communicating a lot..... its not to sale value added service but to look beyond what could last 30 days mean.. to all little zoozoo... which can be multipled into 12 times for sake of elder zoozoos.......

And Newton Commits Suscide......

Here is the reason.


Once, Newton came to India and watched a few movies suggested as conspiracy by his well wishers that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

Now all this could be credited to few great celebrities...


In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes


1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our
great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long
Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &
shoots
the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his g
un.....Bang...the gangster dies...


This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.

This time whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries
like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)


Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

And ....... speechless.. surprised.... ....Newton sublimes....Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!